I have a Google Voice number in Arkansas. Sometimes I get wrong numbers. This is the first time that I got a text from a wrong number.
Me: Nothing, you? 10:36 PM
+18704947152: U know who this is 10:38 PM
Me: The great thing about singularities is that there are so many of them. 10:38 PM
Me: By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. 10:39 PM
+18704947152: Of wat 10:40 PM
Me: nope….please tell me 10:40 PM
Me: For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. 10:41 PM
+18704947152: King Hunt 10:42 PM
Me: We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. 10:42 PM
+18704947152: Who this 10:44 PM
Me: Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people. 10:44 PM
Me: The persistent failures of controlled, double-blind experiments to support the claims of parapsychology suggest that what’s going on is nonsense rather than sixth sense. 10:46 PM
Me: Regarding the book, How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction. I bought it, I read it, and I heeded its advice. I remain unabducted. 10:47 PM
Me: Science is a philosophy of discovery. Intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance. 10:47 PM
+18704947152: Wat 10:49 PM
Me: Not only are we in the universe, the universe is in us. I don’t know of any deeper spiritual feeling than what that brings upon me. 10:49 PM
Me: I’m bullshitting you. You have the wrong number. 10:49 PM
+18704947152: Who this 10:49 PM
Me: I’ve just been sending you quotes of Dawkins, Sagan and Tyson. Did you like them? 10:50 PM
+18704947152: Wat 10:50 PM
Me: Did you like the quotes? 10:51 PM
Me: My personal favorites are from Sagan. 10:51 PM
+18704947152: Who this 10:52 PM
Me: King Shack….Which quote did you like the most? 10:52 PM
+18704947152: Stop playin who this 10:53 PM
Me: I’m not playing sir. Granted I have the unfortunate name of Shack, but I assure you that I am a King. What kingdom do you rule over? 10:55 PM
+18704947152: Ok stop playin 10:57 PM
Me: I think that it’s pretty obvious that you have the wrong number. 10:57 PM
+18704947152: I hope so 10:58 PM
Me: You hope so? Who do YOU think I am? 10:59 PM
+18704947152: Idk 10:59 PM
Me: I’m just a guy in Ohio. Who are you trying to reach? btw, did you like the quotes? 11:00 PM
+18704947152: Wat the hell 11:02 PM
Me: I have a number in Forrest City, AR. Like I said wrong number.

Well I’m going to take off. Have a good one. Feel free to use those quotes whenever you like.11:03 PM
+18704947152: Lie 11:05 PM
Me: Nope not a lie. It’s called Google Voice. It’s neat. I can get any number that I want and forward it to any other number that I want. 11:07 PM
+18704947152: Ok 11:08 PM
Me: Go ahead and give me a call if you like. I’ll answer it on my laptop. 11:09 PM